愚人节这样过,没错的

华师之声VOC2020-08-11 16:21:57

     今天是愚人节,你被愚了吗?有没有想过要整蛊一下身边的小伙伴?小v在这里为大家收集了一些有趣的整人方法,还没有出手的同学,你要不要来了解一下?

1. Wallpaper prank 偷换电脑桌面

     This requires access to your friend's PC. You take a screenshot of your friend's desktop, set it as their wallpaper, and move all their desktop icons into a separate folder (don't delete them; that would be over the line). Then hide the remaining folder in your OS, which means all they see on the screen will be the wallpaper. When they try to click on the icons, swearing and astonishment will likely ensue.

       把朋友的电脑桌面截图,然后设置成桌面壁纸,再把所有的桌面图标拉到一个独立的文件夹下(但是不要删除,那样就太过分了)。当朋友点击桌面图标时,就会发现点不动了。

2. BSOD prank 制造蓝屏死机假象

   Those who use Windows have probably, at least once, experienced the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD). You can install the Blue Screen of Death screensaver to simulate that, and scare the bejesus out of your co-worker. The download comes from Microsoft, so you can be sure it won't hose your Windows computer with a real BSOD.

      这条与上面一条有异曲同工之妙,你可以下载蓝屏死机桌面壁纸,然后把它换到朋友的桌面上。

3. Vaseline on the doorknob 

在门把手上抹润滑剂

       Crisco will also work just fine. Slather on a little bit, and get ready to crack up as your victims are denied entry.

4. Buggy toothpaste 

在牙膏中放葡萄干

    Place a raisin in the end of the toothpaste tube. When someone squeezes out the paste, he/she 'll get what looks like a bug along with their minty tarter control glob.

5. Change the clocks 把表调快

       After your roommate (or boyfriend or whoever) goes to sleep, change all the clocks in the house by an hour…or four. There's nothing more infuriating than taking a 4am shower just to realize you've been punked. Oh and make sure you set the clocks ahead and not back. You don't want anyone to show up late to work and get in an serious trouble, right?

        把表调快一个或几个小时,当你的室友起来洗漱发现才四点时,你就可以好好笑话一下他们了。

6. Cake prank 假蛋糕

     Find a box about the size of a cake. Then cover it with frosting, making it look like a cake. Then put it out in the office kitchen, or wherever people leave free food. Sit back as one of your co-workers tries to cut a slice.

     找一个蛋糕形状的盒子,表面覆盖上奶油,放在桌子上,看看谁会吃。

7. Walky-talky on your pet 

在宠物身上装对讲机

       Take a little walky-talky on your pet or hide it somewhere near where it is laying. Walk off to a safe distance where you can keep yourself hidden from others with the other piece. As soon as someone tries to pick up or pat on the back of your pet, say in a gruff voice, "I hate you doing this to me." See them jump with fright and shock.

        在宠物身上装上对讲机,在别人抱起你的宠物时用沙哑的声音说话,会把他们吓一跳。

8. Toothpaste Oreo 夹“心”奥利奥饼干

      You buy a box of Oreo cookies and White toothpaste, scrape out all of the white icing off of the Oreo. Then fill the middle of the Oreo with the white toothpaste! Leave them out somewhere so whoever you're pranking can see them. Have a garbage can out and ready for them to be spit out!

       把奥利奥饼干的夹心去掉,换成白色牙膏。把它放在你要整的人能轻易看到的地方,然后贴心地准备一个垃圾桶在旁边。


      看了小v的整蛊方法,你有没有跃跃欲试呢?愚人节开玩笑虽好,但是千万不要过分哦。最后,希望大家都能度过一个“愉快”的愚人节。

文案|吴昀

审校|胡金玲

排版|王菲

资料来源|中国日报

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